Hi, my name is Glenn. And I am a very spontaneous person. Anything-goes that is. I dont like being scheduled I want things to go my style. I may not have the brain to answer all that mathematical nor general science queries but I can do some art (painting, designing & the like) effortlessly. Some say that I am suplado but the thing is Im not. I may look like one but as a matter of fact, am very approachable. I sometimes find mingling with other people at bars as an adventure or should I say challenge. Anyhow, I often get irritated with those people wearing a super loose pants & jerseys with some kind of a bling bling stuck on their necks. As if they were going to rap or something. Not to mention their baldness! And another thing that makes me feel awful is those trying-hard girls for instance. Yah thats the real me, the sarcastic type of guy. Because of my talkativeness and tactless acts, Ive been into so many troubles with my teacher in high. Like the so-called lipatan issue well long story to elaborate. But I also have my good side too. Like I can be your shoulder to cry on & your buddy when it comes to hunk or babe hunting at bars. I can be a clown who can make you laugh when youre feeling down. When I die, people might say Glenn, hes such a great guy oh my gosh! Was that a joke? Yah, but minus the jokes and all that laughing notions I put on to my daily life, I can be great guy, great friend, fantastic lover and the like. I believe in the term forgive & forget. I was once a bad guy too (ahaha!) Everybody deserves a second chance or third or even forth. Oh my gosh, is this me? Am telling all this for-good-guys-only philosophy? I love movies and original series as well. Studying some French, you know, for my future life as a Parisian! (Ahahaha!) Ok enough said! I can be your spontaneous Carrie, seductive Samantha, independent Miranda, or sweet Charlotte. In fact, I can be anybody because I am SUPER! Optimistic when it comes to relationship but sometimes, cynical. Analytic, spontaneous, and witty like Carrie Bradshaw. Sometimes seductive, aggressive like Samantha Jones. Hopeless romantic, idealistic, and sweet like Charlotte York. But independent and intelligent as Miranda Hobbes. In one word, “fabulous”
| How to make a glenn |
| Ingredients: 1 part friendliness 3 parts silliness 3 parts leadership |
| Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired! |